#34: Whiskey Warrior Turns "Dirty Thirty"

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The one and only Whiskey Warrior, Jake Cahill, turns 30. The Beast Masters are joined by a crew of miscreants to celebrate. 

Under the pretense of tasting some rare whiskey, the gang quickly decends into a referendum on the appropriation of the word "damp" into a Hip-Hop phrasology, Amanda's penchant for mass murder podcasts, Jake's dubious use of bourbon as mouthwash, and a contest for the worst old-timey 1950's television accent. 

On the table: 
Smooth Ambler Very Old Scout 14 Year
Old Fitzgerald 11-Year
Heaven Hill Select Stock
Willett Family Estate Single Barrel
Wild Turkey Original Decanter